And now some random facts about Chuck Norris!
Verfasst: 20 Dez 2005, 22:28
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and now a random fact about Chuck Norris
Ein paar Beispiele:
-Chuck Norris hates midgets and is developing a special lower version of his roundhouse kick just for them.
-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris took the Blue Pill and still found out the truth.
-Chuck Norris was raised to respect the views and opinions of others, with a swift kick to the face.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-If you don't know who your father is, he's probably Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the blackness out of Michael Jackson. The obsession with young boys came later, as a side effect.
-Chuck Norris first appeared on TV when he was 8 years old, doing a musical number on the show 'Star Search'. When Chuck Norris' musical number started he just roundhouse kicked one of the judges in the face. He then remained motionless for the last two minutes of the song while smiling and giving the thumbs up. Chuck Norris would have won but, due to paralysis, judge number three just made gurgling noises when he tried to tell Chuck Norris he received a perfect score. Judge number three died a Roundhouse-Kick related death shortly afterwards.
Wer Chuck Norris nicht kennt wird hier warscheinlich weniger zu Lachen haben.
Aber macht euch am besten selbst ein Bild davon:
and now a random fact about Chuck Norris
Ein paar Beispiele:
-Chuck Norris hates midgets and is developing a special lower version of his roundhouse kick just for them.
-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris took the Blue Pill and still found out the truth.
-Chuck Norris was raised to respect the views and opinions of others, with a swift kick to the face.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-If you don't know who your father is, he's probably Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the blackness out of Michael Jackson. The obsession with young boys came later, as a side effect.
-Chuck Norris first appeared on TV when he was 8 years old, doing a musical number on the show 'Star Search'. When Chuck Norris' musical number started he just roundhouse kicked one of the judges in the face. He then remained motionless for the last two minutes of the song while smiling and giving the thumbs up. Chuck Norris would have won but, due to paralysis, judge number three just made gurgling noises when he tried to tell Chuck Norris he received a perfect score. Judge number three died a Roundhouse-Kick related death shortly afterwards.
Wer Chuck Norris nicht kennt wird hier warscheinlich weniger zu Lachen haben.
